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Let me preface this blog entry by stating that I do not believe in ghosts. However, I am of the opinion that pretty much anything is probably possible in this universe (or an alternate universe). Therefore, though I’ve yet to be presented with proof affirming the existence of ghosts, it is possible that some form of latent energy (present at the time of death) remains behind after a person has died.

Having said that, I still don’t believe in ghosts.

So… my question is: How does a cell phone that has been dead for two months suddenly become fully-charged without ever having been connected to a charger?

I attempted to google it and came up with no explanation for this. Therefore, for literary purposes (I am willing to make giant leaps of faith for the sake of art), I am going to declare my old cell phone as officially possessed by the Ghost of Cell Phones Past. As soon as I try to use it to make a phone call I will be sucked into the handset and transported to a landfill overflowing with mountains of discarded cell phones and the Ghost of Cell Phones Past will have assumed the bodily form of Matthew McConaughey.

— Posted From My iPhone


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